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Roger Clemens' Family Offers Him One-Year, $10 Million Contract
May 11, 2006
Onion Sports

HOUSTON—Representatives from the Clemens family met with the star pitcher over an informal dinner Tuesday evening to discuss the possibility of keeping Roger Clemens home for one more season, sources close to the family reported.

Baseball analysts are calling the one-year, $10 million contract a
last-ditch effort on the family's part to bring the seven-time Cy Young
Award winner and three-time World's Greatest Dad back to his roots.

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