Thursday, September 14, 2006

college republicans are sick fuckers

From the people who brought you:
"The people opposed to the war aren't putting their asses on the line," Bray boomed from beside the bar. Then why isn't he putting his ass on the line? "I'm not putting my ass on the line because I had the opportunity to go to the number-one business school in the country," he declared, his voice rising in defensive anger, "and I wasn't going to pass that up."

We get this little beauty:
Events allegedly planned to recruit students to the Republican Party at the University of Michigan have both Republicans and Democrats across the nation stunned. Morgan Wilkins, an independent contractor hired by the College Republican National Committee to recruit students to the party, was described as planning events such as "Catch an Illegal Immigrant Day" and "Fun with Guns Day," in an article written Tuesday by The Michigan Daily.

"Catch an Illegal Immigrant Day" would involve volunteers posing as illegal immigrants and hiding on campus while students try to find them for prizes. For the "Fun with Guns" activity, students would shoot cardboard cutouts of Democratic leaders with BB or paintball guns.

No wonder the number of people who self-identify as Republicans is significantly down. Who wants to be associated with these psychos?

4 Comments:

Blogger wayne said...

Those guys aren't republicans, they're just crazy.

I am a republican (though beginning to think we need a new party) and these guys' "activities" go way beyond simple "tacky" into the realm of "Jackass: the college years"

11:10 PM  
Blogger Naila J. said...

I understand why you said you were pissed... Want another reason? You might have heard of this: Dawson Shooting

Yes, that was super close to where you had your talk... Freaky, isn't it?

4:47 PM  
Blogger FunkyWitDaSysTm said...

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3:01 PM  
Blogger FunkyWitDaSysTm said...

having those students shoot at democratic leaders could be construed as terrorist training activity-- if they were shooting republican leaders...

3:01 PM  

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